Ellie's Oddly Wholesome Fics

...my god you actually just gave me an excellent idea though. Thank you!

Also, OH, I didn't notice you edited your post and added another suggestion in there! I don't think it'll go that far but that's definitely a thought.

【Ellie】in post ID #1568
It's probably going to end up at least somewhat similar to that, yeah.

I'm curious how this will be dark comedy (on purpose, as opposed to Inyouchuu becoming ridiculous in the excess of morbidity and filth that is depicted), but perhaps some things will have to wait to be revealed when the story is posted.

If I had to take a guess, I'm assuming that they'll be spitroasted all the way through on a single giant tentacle together. Maybe the comedy could come from someone describing what they're going to do with them, and then deciding which of the ways they could be arranged

Well, not sure if dark comedy is necessarily the correct term, but I will say it's less graphic than that. A spoilery example moment from my notes on the upcoming scene:

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Mari: "...Oh, dear. I know this is a cliche thing to say, but there's no way that will fit..."
Aubrey: "Um... whaddya mean, 'cliche'? What the heck have you been watching in the afterlife!?"
Mari: "Sh-- shut up, sometimes adults watch adult things!"
Aubrey: "Mari, as much as I love you and want to respect your reverence, if I hear you say 'my hips are moving on their own' then I'm going to smack you!"
Mari: "Oh? And where did you learn THAT phrase, Aubrey!?"

Will chunky yogurt tar make a cameo?

Inyouchuu Lover since ~2005~

Oh, absolutely! One way or another, that phrase will be there.