Ellie's Oddly Wholesome Fics

...my god you actually just gave me an excellent idea though. Thank you!

Also, OH, I didn't notice you edited your post and added another suggestion in there! I don't think it'll go that far but that's definitely a thought.

【Elliemechanical】in post ID #1568
It's probably going to end up at least somewhat similar to that, yeah.

I'm curious how this will be dark comedy (on purpose, as opposed to Inyouchuu becoming ridiculous in the excess of morbidity and filth that is depicted), but perhaps some things will have to wait to be revealed when the story is posted.

If I had to take a guess, I'm assuming that they'll be spitroasted all the way through on a single giant tentacle together. Maybe the comedy could come from someone describing what they're going to do with them, and then deciding which of the ways they could be arranged

Well, not sure if dark comedy is necessarily the correct term, but I will say it's less graphic than that. A spoilery example moment from my notes on the upcoming scene:

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Mari: "...Oh, dear. I know this is a cliche thing to say, but there's no way that will fit..."
Aubrey: "Um... whaddya mean, 'cliche'? What the heck have you been watching in the afterlife!?"
Mari: "Sh-- shut up, sometimes adults watch adult things!"
Aubrey: "Mari, as much as I love you and want to respect your reverence, if I hear you say 'my hips are moving on their own' then I'm going to smack you!"
Mari: "Oh? And where did you learn THAT phrase, Aubrey!?"

Edit 8/6/26: Honestly, I think this exchange is going to hit the cutting room floor. Might be a little too silly for how dark that scene is shaping up to be.

Will chunky yogurt tar make a cameo?

Inyouchuu Lover since ~2005~

Oh, absolutely! One way or another, that phrase will be there.

All right, I wanna play with the quote features to share you a scene of the Black Cats vs Sweetheart formatted a bit more like the game than a fanfic. Those who aren't familiar with OMORI may not necessarily get these jokes, but I am kinda loving how this bit is going.

From Chapter 15: Mikoto Rolls For Initiative

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The Black Cats whirled around to face a tan young woman with flowing pink hair and a lavishly-decorated gown. She glared at them with a scowl, a wand clenched in her hand resembling that of a magical girl.

【???】
My loyal, stupid adoring subjects informed me I would find an unwelcome intruder in our midst - and lo and behold.

【Takeru】
Ahem... My apologies. But we have reason to believe the intruder you are seeking is in fact a demon known as Nightmare.

【???】
Do not speak that repulsive name in my presence! I shall have you know that creature is naught but a peasant to me, a mere inconvenience I have already cast aside. For I am SWEETHEART, the sweet jelly-filled donut duchess of PYREFLY FOREST!

Under her throat, she cleared her breath and added a quiet thought.

【Sweetheart】
Maybe more than just jelly now...

【Mikoto】
Cast aside? You mean you... already defeated him?

【Sweetheart】
Huff... As if a mere commoner such as yourself needs to know my business! But yes, of course. That distasteful demon took one look at me, in all my heavenly and pulchritudinous glory...

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"This would be nothing but a waste of time," Nightmare had growled in disgust, after his youmas had gotten their satisfaction and disposed of her frilly pink maid uniform. "I cannot breed with a piece of pastry."

【Sweetheart】
...and declared unworthiness in mere moments!

【Mikoto】
I kinda doubt that...

...That is one stuffed doughnut

Does borderline read like a real VN, lol!

Inyouchuu Lover since ~2005~

【lonesomebro】in post ID #1665
...That is one stuffed doughnut

Keep in mind, this is the anthropomorphized doughnut in question... this art piece was drawn by artist ToastyToast, but the appearance of Sweetheart and Perfectheart in this lingerie is an official depiction that was actually on the body pillow that OMOCAT was selling on the official web shop for a limited time.

Normal human size too. The fic jokes that Nightmare won't bang a donut, but uhh... let's be honest, pretty much any Inyouchuu monster would have a field day with either of these two girls.

【EchelonV】in post ID #1667
Does borderline read like a real VN, lol!

Yay! I'm still throwing ideas around in my head as to how to present VN scripts on this site, and I will say that something like this would be one of the possibilities.

【Elliemechanical】in post ID #1668
Keep in mind, this is the anthropomorphized doughnut in question... this art piece was drawn by artist ToastyToast, but the appearance of Sweetheart and Perfectheart in this lingerie is an official de [...]

I did know about Sweetheart being a cute haughty princess. I did not know about the literal donut hole in her belly, which to me would be the actual obstacle in a dream world to getting knocked up. Poor girl, can't ever experience getting a blown up like a beach ball by feisty demons.

But yeah, the youma would definitely have a field day with those either of those girls regardless (although I know Perfectheart is the obligatory jrpg superboss, so the tentacles might realize they're not the dominant ones in that sexual encounter).